Check this out, Chicas!
I got this Virtual Goodie Basket from my Genius Cheapass SP and I thought it was Genius enough to Inspire Us if We're Stumped. Here it is -
Dahlink, you are mahvelous. You deserve a package, yes? But the post
office and all its dreary workers take far too long for you, dahlink.
The packages will come later, yes? Right now you deserve something,
and you deserve it now. The wonder that is Penny Karma must be
celebrated!
So, dahlink, I have gathered up a virtual goodie basket for you.
First, we have The Food! The ultimate recipes to brighten your life
with flavour and yet balance health and kiddie-appeal. Yes, dahlink,
your dahlink little ones will eat these, too. And your man. No one
but you need know they are low fat and full of goodness. I order my
servants to cook from this book as often as possible. And am I not a
fabulous ideal of womanliness?
http://www.crazyplates.com/crazyplates02/recipes.html
(The Thigh Who Loved Me is perfect for making ahead and freezing,
dahlink. So practical yet fabulous, yes?)
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Then, we must have The Knitting!
First, a free pattern. http://fathomharvill.typepad.com/fathom/files/Keplerpattern1.pdf
It is possible that someone as mahvelous as Penny Karma already knows of it. But what a tragedy if you do not.
Second, a knitting joke. http://anacleta.homestead.com/files/closeknitfamily.jpg It applies to you and your little ones, yes?
Third, the podcast. http://www.cast-on.com/ It's like knitting with a friend. A slightly less fabulous friend than Penny Karma, perhaps, but allowances must be made, no?
__________________
Then, we must have the Family!
Crafts and foods for sharing the love:
http://familyfun.go.com/arts-and-crafts/season/specialfeature/valentines_new_ms/
Dahlink, until next time.
Dahlink, you are mahvelous. You deserve a package, yes? But the post
office and all its dreary workers take far too long for you, dahlink.
The packages will come later, yes? Right now you deserve something,
and you deserve it now. The wonder that is Penny Karma must be
celebrated!
So, dahlink, I have gathered up a virtual goodie basket for you.
First, we have The Food! The ultimate recipes to brighten your life
with flavour and yet balance health and kiddie-appeal. Yes, dahlink,
your dahlink little ones will eat these, too. And your man. No one
but you need know they are low fat and full of goodness. I order my
servants to cook from this book as often as possible. And am I not a
fabulous ideal of womanliness?
http://www.crazyplates.com/crazyplates02/recipes.html
(The Thigh Who Loved Me is perfect for making ahead and freezing,
dahlink. So practical yet fabulous, yes?)
_________________
Then, we must have The Knitting!
First, a free pattern. http://fathomharvill.typepad.com/fathom/files/Keplerpattern1.pdf
It is possible that someone as mahvelous as Penny Karma already knows of it. But what a tragedy if you do not.
Second, a knitting joke. http://anacleta.homestead.com/files/closeknitfamily.jpg It applies to you and your little ones, yes?
Third, the podcast. http://www.cast-on.com/ It's like knitting with a friend. A slightly less fabulous friend than Penny Karma, perhaps, but allowances must be made, no?
__________________
Then, we must have the Family!
Crafts and foods for sharing the love:
http://familyfun.go.com/arts-and-crafts/season/specialfeature/valentines_new_ms/
Dahlink, until next time.
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Now that's Fru-Gality at its best ;)
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